NOTICE TO THIEVES: all of the artwork on this page is protected by digital watermarking: if you use my shit anywhere online, i'll know about it you fucking dogs. from there, it won't be too hard to find out where you sleep. any use without prior permission is strictly prohibited and punishable by me swinging an axe into your forehead. if you want to use something here, just sign over the rights to your first-born child, and i'll be more than happy to help you out.

i was your friendly neighborhood porno janitor. then i got tired of mopping jizz. hit the road drifting around for awhile, ate some roadkill and other garbage dined out of the dumpster... i'm looking for a down to earth kind of girl with plenty of blood, who won't turn green too quickly after expiration.

"I SLEPT WITH FAITH AND FOUND A CORPSE IN MY ARMS ON AWAKENING; I DRANK AND DANCED ALL NIGHT WITH DOUBT AND FOUND HER A VIRGIN IN THE MORNING.” - aleister crowley

stock account, use freely and drop me a line back at this page, i'm curious to see how you mutilate me -